Outsmart the couch
Finish a workout at your pace. Your couch will understand. Eventually.
+15 BITE / day✦ REAL HABITS. UNREAL MEMES.✦ POWERED BY TINY WINS✦ YOUR BODY IS NOT A LEADERBOARD
YOUR LIFE IS THE GAMElive IRL.
live IRL.
level up.
Your real life grows a little legend. Meet Zuppi, try today’s quests, and help shape an AI app that turns everyday habits into a game.
“emotionally available.
mostly made of protein.”
mostly made of protein.”
AIZUPPI ✦
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YOUR LITTLE CORNERFuture bean legend
BITE · beta balance0 ◈
Daily streak0 days
Zuppi level1 Curious bean
LESS SCROLL. ONE TINY ACTION.
REAL LIFE → BITEToday’s quests
Activate your profile to log it.
Check in, not out
What worked this week? Pick a next step. No scale drama required.
+5 BITE / weekOptional legacy activity
Already using the cooking quest? It is still here. Cooking is never required to progress.
Let them cook
Actually cook a recipe. Watching 47 food videos doesn’t count.
+10 BITE / dayOne action keeps your streak going. Doing more is optional. Activities are self-reported in beta.
YOUR FIRST QUEST7 DAYS
Seven days.
Maximum bean.
One real action every day. Movement counts; your weekly reflection and optional legacy activity also remain eligible.
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+70 BITE+ exclusive badge
Count me in ↗One completion bonus per account. Zero perfection required.EVOLUTION PREVIEW · PLANNED
Small actions. A Zuppi that’s yours.
Your future character grows through movement, rest and routine. These are design milestones, not unlocks available today.
- DAY 1Hello, little legend
- DAY 7First visible evolution
- DAY 30A personality of your own
FRESH OUT OF THE MEME OVEN
Save it. Send it. Be the funny friend.Meme momentsAIZUPPI ORIGINALS
KITCHEN CHAOS
PAN OFFLINE
GYM LORE
GYM LORE
KITCHEN CHAOS
CHEF ERA
SMALL WINS
SMALL WIN ENERGY
GYM LORE
REST DAY CEO
SMALL WINS
NO PERFECT DAYS
No memes in this cupboard. Try another mood.
EVERY POINT HAS A RECEIPT
EARNED / SPENTBITE history
Your origin story starts here.
Log a real action. Zuppi will handle the tiny celebration.
Tiny trophies
First biteNot yet
First biteNot yet3-day energyNot yet
3-day energyNot yetSeven for SevenNot yet
Seven for SevenNot yetChef ZuppiNot yet
Chef ZuppiNot yetBest streak: 0 days.
Chef bandana
100 BITEyours forever
Earn BITE to unlock this outfit.
THE VISION · PLANNED FEATURES
AI LIFE GAMEWhat will your Zuppi become?
Choose a goal. Get a daily plan. Live it. Watch your character grow. Tomorrow’s plan adapts to you.
MOVESLEEPHYDRATERECOVEREXPLORE
A quest that fits your day
Planned AI assistance uses your goal, available time and permitted activity. Adjust, skip or choose a smaller comeback.
Tiny habits. New personality.
Planned traits and visible evolution reflect your routines. Your Zuppi can become an Explorer or a Comeback legend.
Bring your favorite humans
Planned crews of 3–5 friends. AWAKEN, TOUCH GRASS and RESET bring shared quests around movement and recovery.
Available today: self-reported activities, BITE, levels and the seven-day challenge. AI plans, device tracking, automatic evolution and crews are not live yet. Existing BITE stays intact.
Current prototype rules
Cooking +10/day. Workout +15/day. Reflection +5/week (Monday–Sunday). 7-day quest +70 once. Up to 30 activity points in one day, plus the quest bonus. Spending points never lowers your level. Missing a day never removes your balance.
We celebrate habits, not body size. No points for weight loss, calorie deficits, page views or spam. BITE has no cash value and no promised token conversion. Zuppi’s jokes are not medical advice.